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"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times"

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times"

When you see a woman you wish to woo adopt above pose and tell her:
"Everytime I lay eyes on you, my heart beats a little faster"

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times"
by
Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Foreword

This manuscript is written in response to a request from the gentlemen (Lucas, John, Harry, Lee, John,) who don't seem to understand how they should handle a woman and who think they might be travelling to Medieval Times to get lessons from me. If I share the secrets of my success, they must promise me that they will not compete with me for the hand of Marian. Do that and they will feel the point of my sword in various unmentionable places!!

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