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"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times"

When you see a woman you wish to woo adopt above pose and tell her:
"Everytime I lay eyes on you, my heart beats a little faster"

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times"
by
Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Foreword

This manuscript is written in response to a request from the gentlemen (Lucas, John, Harry, Lee, John,) who don't seem to understand how they should handle a woman and who think they might be travelling to Medieval Times to get lessons from me. If I share the secrets of my success, they must promise me that they will not compete with me for the hand of Marian. Do that and they will feel the point of my sword in various unmentionable places!!

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times"

Flatter her: "I came to see if I could be of service to you"

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Tempt her: "I'm sure a little drink might help to relax you in my company.."

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy: Try lighting a romantic fire to get her in the mood.

ELM

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

"Help her overcome her shyness by drawing her closer to you - use clothing to assist...."

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy: Let your creepy boss give her some spending cash--she'll be thoroughly impressed.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

"Obtain" jewellery to give her as a surprise.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy: Never miss an opportunity to display your "qualities" such as they are.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Be prepared to eliminate any suitors that might get in the way of you winning your lady's hand.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy: Take her somewhere nice, like a medieval casino.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

GoG: "Putting on a demeanor that appears brooding and meditative can arouse her interest and make her more attentive"

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy: Stare openly at her. She will be deeply flattered.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

GoG: "If she averts her eyes away from your stare, you will know you have stirred her emotions deeply."

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy: If you fail with the noblewoman of your dreams (which you shouldn't if you properly employ my techniques) then try your luck with tavern wenches.

"The Art of Wooing a Woman in Medieval Times" by Sir Guy of Gisborne.

Guy:....just be certain the noblewoman you desire does not see you courting such women.[/center]

ELM